Plumbers

Ok if I’m wearing a certain pair of pants and I bend over you’ll see my happy valley forest- I admit it. But, I’m no plumber.

However, there are a lot of Joe Plumbers out there, a few:

http://www.joelaratheplumber.com/
http://joetheplumber.com/

But McCain's Joe doesn't quite exist. His real name is Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, an unlicensed plumber from Ohio.

So why did Samuel use his middle name instead of his first name? It may be due to his unlicensed vocation or perhaps to his back taxes or perhaps to protect his celebrity uncle.


seen here side by side as a now disheveled old man and his classic 2 dimensional self.

For the story behind Mr. Plumber, The Huffington Report does a nice job.

McCain keeps telling us that Joe the Plumber is an average working American. he is going to be making around $300,000. If 95% of Americans make less than $250,000 than how is Mr. Plumber an average middle class person?

Joe and McCain don't want to share. But, that's alright as sharing is not part of the "American Dream" just ask the Native Americans. They were told we could share. Lord Jeffrey Amherst (it has not been proved other than the letter writing that Amherst had anything else to do with the blankets) had an opinion on sharing with Native Americans, which was shared by many.

Since I have been talking about the Joe’s I know with the addition of Mr. Plumber I’d just like to introduce a Joe I have forgotten about to Senator McCain for consideration as the next Joe to occupy the Joe mascot position. Senator, I’d like you to meet Joe Mama.