Monday, November 3, 2008

Dear Sarah, The Prime MInister is Stephan Harper


This is Stephen Harper, Canada's Prime Minister or at least his wax figure from Madame Tussauds in London. Nonetheless Governor Palin should have known his name when she was pranked by 2 Montreal Disc Jockey's (what a strange word) who go by the moniker The Masked Avengers. Why 2 guys on the radio need to be masked is between the 2 of them and the laws of Quebec. The Avengers worked their way through Palin's staff by posing as a member of French President Nicolas Sarkozy's staff trying to set up a phone call between the French president and Palin. Somehow it worked.




Palin fails as most of us would to realize that the people the fake Sarkozy is mentioning are well known french figures. She really should have known the name of Canada's Prime Minster since she is more likely to see Canada from her yard than Russia and as she said deals with Canada a lot, probably due to the fact that traveling to the lower 48 from Seward's Folly is possible by going through Canada or the Pacific ocean.

When the fake Sarkozy says his wife French singer and formal model Carla Bruni wrote a song the translation isn't joe the plumber, "Rouge à sur un cochon" means "lipstick on a pig."


The masked duo even manage to slip in a reference to a spoof porn video in the making, I'm sure some poor staffer had to tell her about. Hustler guru, Larry Flynt is producing the porn flick called "Nailin' Paylin" A typical pun the porn industry and my 13 year old friends and I would make up in line at the middle school cafeteria trying to off set the vomit inducing smell of sloppy joes and the sight of water disguised as iceberg lettuce. I have to hand it to Larry Flint, he takes free speech to new levels.

The most famous being Hustler magazine v. Falwell.



Can you really blame Flynt for giving this guy a bunch of shit? Mr. Falwell has passed on and now his hate and apocalyptic views are vomited to the masses by his 2 sons.

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