10. Joe The Plumber - Joe whose real name is Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, was used by the McCain campaign as a symbol of middle America's worry about President-Elect Obama's tax policy. Joe was found to not be a licensed plumber, but just an ass who wasn't working class. He apparently has written a memoir that will surely help heat houses here in New England.
(you could get a tan standing next to that melon)9. Joe Satriani- Joe is a late addition to the list. He is suing Coldplay for copyright infringement claiming the song "Viva La Vida" copied parts of one of his. Joe, does anyone that isn't a guitar student or 15 and pimply faced really know your songs?
8. Trader Joe's - Joe, you continuously have the cheapest most flatulent beans in the area. I am right now saluting you in the unique way that only your beans could be a part of.
7. Joe Sixpack - Joe's name was used more times during the presidential election than Iraq and economy, you know the important things. Supposedly the Sixpack brand is a metaphor for the middle and working classes. (spoiler alert) Joe, is like Santa Claus - not real).
6. Joe Torre - Joe told the Yankees where to go after being unappreciated for getting a team in turmoil to the playoffs. He went to the Dodgers and subsequently brought an otherwise lackluster team to the playoffs.
5. Joe Biden - Joe, your the Vice- President elect and not such a horrible white guy. You managed to keep your mouth from vomiting up the crazy things your brain wants to say and helped get Obama elected. Also your not from Alaska, but you do look like what I always imagined former Secretary of State Seward looked like.
($5 Foot Long)4. Joey Lawrence - for not putting out anything that I know of this year- whoa! you suck. Hmm. How come every Joe that sucks is bald?
(Yuck!)
2. Cup-A-Joe - Joe without you constantly by my side, I could never do these inane posts, function alertly, or continue to be regular.
and the #1 Joe of the year is:
Joe Mama
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